I was watching the 2015 Crossfit Games on ESPN this weekend, which included a swim-paddle-swim as the first event, which was predictably amazing. But that just reminded me of the time in 2012 when they included a mini-triathlon. It remains one of my favorite sports videos. But you have to watch it in its entirety to fully appreciate it.
An Intro to Grid
I’m working on a story about the National Pro Grid League. And, it’s so fascinating. Kind of like if you just invented a sport with your buddies and made it super crazy.
Ski Ballet: An Olympic Sport
This is the most amazing thing ever. I really can’t believe ski ballet isn’t still an Olympic sport. Man, I would watch that.
Triathlon: Train Like You Race
Old, but still so true.
Parks and Rec: Running Is Impossible
If you don’t watch Parks and Rec, you should. It’s one of the two best comedies on TV. The other being Veep, fyi.
Cooking an Omelette on the Bike Rollers
In the same vein as things that can go terribly wrong on treadmills, we present you cooking an omelette while riding the rollers. Could you do this? No, you can’t even fucking ride rollers because they are stupid and crazy.
Why Treadmills are Terrible and Terrifying
This is awful. I’m warning you in advance. You’ll laugh the first four times, then feel like a terrible person, but you should get through it so you can see the cats run on the treadmill better than all the people.
It’s pretty much why I don’t run on treadmills. Or, talk to most of these people.
