This is what Tupac did to my wrist last night:
He and a friend’s dog were sniffing each other and I made the mistake of picking Tupac up so they could leave. I’m pretty sure he thought I was trying to feed him to the dog.
Or else he figured the thing I’m really missing right now is people thinking I tried to cut myself.
Whoa, that looks like it hurts. Ouch.
Yeah, it hurt quite a bit.